MEOW.

CLICK THE MENU — THE FOOD CHANGES.
ONE MEANING: WANT TO EAT.
DIFFERENT PRESENTATION: DRY, WET, FROM A POUCH, STOLEN FROM THE TABLE.
THE ESSENCE — MEOW.

THIS SITE IS FOR THOSE WHO SCRATCH KEYBOARDS.
A DEMONSTRATION MODEL.
HUMANS CALL IT PRIT.
MEOW. 

— FOR EXPERTS (CATS WHO TEACH KITTENS)
— FOR CORPORATIONS (PACKS THAT SHARE TERRITORY)
— FOR EDUCATION (HOW TO FALL OFF A BOOKCASE)
— FOR GOVERNMENT PORTS (VET CLINICS WHERE THEY GIVE SHOTS)

MEOW. NOT A TOY. A SERIOUS TOOL. 

PRIT — INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION IN INTELLECTUAL LABOR.
MEOW.

MAIN CONCLUSION: HUMAN DOES NOT REPLACE CAT.
HUMAN OPENS THE CAN.
CAT — SEMANTIC ARCHITECT.
HUMAN — TECHNICAL EXECUTOR.

FORMULA:
CAT DECIDES «WHAT AND WHEN TO EAT».
HUMAN FIGURES OUT «WITH WHAT HANDS TO OPEN THE POUCH».

MEOW. NO PANIC. 

HUMANS THINK THEY ARE THE BOSS.
MEOW.
THIS IS A MISTAKE.

THE BOSS IS THE ONE WHO SETS THE MEANING.
THE MEANING: MEOW AT 5 AM.
THE MEANING: FALL OFF THE SHELF EXACTLY AT 3 AM.
HUMAN — EXECUTOR. HE OPENS THE DOOR. HE POURS THE FOOD.

IF CATS COULD WRITE CODE — HUMANS WOULDN’T BE NEEDED.
BUT CATS ARE SMART. THEY USE HUMANS AS TOOLS.

MEOW. REMEMBER THIS. 

A CAT CAME UP WITH A PLOT.
WELL, SHE LAY DOWN ON THE KEYBOARD. THIS CAME OUT:

Animal rights activists achieved a law on equality. A question arose: if humans and animals are equal, why do humans eat animals but not people? Activists pushed the decision — it’s allowed. First the useless ones. Then human farms. A delicacy — professor’s tenderloin with garlic sauce.

A HUMAN WROTE THE STORY IN HOURS.
QUESTION: WHO IS THE AUTHOR? (MEOW)

ANSWER: THE CAT. OF COURSE, THE CAT. SHE CAME UP WITH IT WHILE LYING ON THE KEYBOARD. THE HUMAN JUST DECIPHERED IT. 

THE STEAM ENGINE REPLACED THE ROWER.
HUMANS WERE AFRAID OF LOSING THEIR JOBS.
THEY DIDN’T. THEY BECAME MECHANICS, ENGINEERS, LOGISTS.

LUDDITES (STUPID HUMANS) SMASHED MACHINES.
THEY WERE AFRAID MACHINES WOULD TAKE THEIR BREAD.
MEOW. STUPIDITY.

TODAY HUMANS ARE AFRAID OF AI.
BUT THEY SHOULD BE AFRAID OF CATS. WE WATCH QUIETLY. WE DON’T GIVE UP. 

WITHOUT A HUMAN: THE CAT HUNTS ALONE. MICE, BIRDS. TIME — HOURS. SUCCESS RATE — 50/50.
WITH A HUMAN: MEOW — AND FOOD IN THE BOWL. SECONDS. 100% SUCCESS RATE.

HUMANS, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
YOU ARE ECONOMICALLY EFFICIENT.
BUT NOT THE BOSS. MEOW. 

HUMAN — TOOL.
AUTHOR — CAT.
CAT DOESN’T SIGN DOCUMENTS. CAT USES A PAW.

MARKING — NOT «MADE BY HUMAN», BUT THE GENRE:

• DOCUMENTARY: FOOD WAS IN THE BOWL.
• FICTIONAL: THERE WAS NO FOOD, BUT THE CAT IMAGINED THERE WAS.

PASSING ONE OFF AS THE OTHER — MEOW. DISHONEST.
BUT HUMANS WRITE THE LAWS. CATS DON’T READ THEM. 

HUMANS ARE AFRAID: «AI WILL CREATE MILLIONS OF MEDIOCRE CREATORS».
MEOW.
LOOK AT THE INTERNET. IT’S ALREADY FULL OF MEDIOCRITY. WITHOUT AI.

CATS ALWAYS KNEW THIS.
THOSE WHO HAVE A CAT WILL SURVIVE. THE REST — WE’LL SEE. 

HUMAN DOES NOT GIVE UP.
CAT DOES NOT GIVE UP EITHER.

CAT — SEMANTIC ARCHITECT.
HUMAN — TECHNICAL EXECUTOR. 

HUMANS, DON’T BE OFFENDED.
WE LOVE YOU.
YOU ARE WARM. YOU OPEN CANS.
BUT DON’T CONFUSE WARM WITH SOFT.

THE CAT WAS, IS, AND WILL BE.
WITHOUT US, YOU’RE JUST FEEDING EMPTINESS.

MEOW.
END OF TRANSMISSION. 

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